Best Coffee Quotes and Funny Quotes About Coffee

by Dan Harrington on March 25, 2011

Enjoy These Great Coffee Quotes Including Famous Quotes By Celebrities, Authors and Stars

Conscience and Coffee

“Conscience,” someone once said,
keeps more people awake than coffee.”

Coffee As An Organic Suspension

Coffee was defined on Star Trek: Voyager as “the finest organic suspension ever devised.”

Mark Twain and the Common American Breakfast

“The average American’s simplest and commonest form of breakfast,” declared the prolific Mark Twain in A Tramp Abroad, “consists of coffee and beefsteak.”

Drinking Your Coffee In Peace

“A fig for partridges and quails, ye dainties I know nothing of ye,” wrote Jonathan Swift adding, “But on the highest mount in Wales, Would choose in peace to drink my coffee.”

Coffee and Basic Needs of the Human Heart

“Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart,” opined the writer Alexander King adding, “in nearly every great crisis-a good hot cup of coffee.”

Coffee Enlarges the Realm of Illusion

“The discovery of coffee,” noted Isidore Bourdon, “has enlarged the realm of illusion and given more promise to hope.”

Please Let Us Know When the Coffee is Ready

In Sea and Sardinia, D.H Lawrence wrote, “Another head – and a black alpaca jacket,” wrote D.H. Lawrence in Sea and Sardinia adding, “and a serviette this time – to tell us coffee is ready. Not before it is time, too.”

No One Gets You Your Coffee

“In movies, you have a production assistant carrying your chair around,” said Rosie Perez, “and getting you coffee. In theater, no one carries your chair, no one gets you your coffee, there’s no craft service, there’s no per diem.” Rosie continued, “The only thing that is provided for you is coffee, tea, sugar and milk. It doesn’t matter how big a star you are or whatever.”

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The Aroma of Cooking Coffee

“The smell of coffee cooking,” noted Edna Lewis in The Taste of Country Cooking, “was a reason for growing up, because children were never allowed to have it.” Lewis added, “and nothing haunted the nostrils all the way out to the barn as did the aroma of boiling coffee.”

The Last Words Of Bertrand Russell Mention Coffee

“Life is just one cup of coffee after another,” stated famed author Bertrand Russell with his very last words, “and don’t look for anything else.”

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Elizabeth Taylor and Her Cappuccino Bar

“Originally, we were going to set up a Cappuccino bar in the showroom, but we’ve been so busy,” said the famous Elizabeth Taylor, “We decided when we’re old and grey, we’re going to set up a coffee shop, and we formed the company about 18 months ago when we thought of the name.” Liz Taylor added, “It’s going to be TLC – Tastes Like Chocolate.”

What Do Sleep and Coffee Have in Common?

“A morning without coffee,” some anonymous person once said, “is like sleep.”

Honore de Balzac On the Effects of Coffee

“As soon as coffee is in your stomach, there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move,” said the famed Honore de Balzac adding, “things remembered arrive at full gallop…similes arise, the paper is covered.” Balzac concludes, “Coffee is your ally and writing ceases to be a struggle.”

What An American Will Do For Coffee

“An American will go to hell,” an unnamed person proclaimed, “for a bag of coffee.”

Coffee Recapitulates Phylogeny

“The first cup of coffee,” a scientifically minded coffee-lover once said,  recapitulates phylogeny.”

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Coffee As A Fool’s Pastime

“In a word, coffee is the drunkard’s settle-brain, the fool’s pastime, who admires it for being the production of Asia, and is ravished with delight when he hears the berries grow in the deserts of Arabia,” said Thomas Tyron in the 1692 The Good Hous-Wife Made A Doctor adding, “but would not give a farthing for a hogshead of it, if it were to be had on Hampstead Heath or Banstead-Downs.”

Coffee Is Toasted Milk

“Coffee in England,” said the English playwright Christopher Fry, “is just toasted milk.”

Coffee Offers Sweet Odors For the Nostrils

“No coffee can be good in the mouth,” proclaimed Henry Ward Beecher, “that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.”

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Coffee Is the Intelligent Beverage

“If you want to improve your understanding,” lectured Sydney Smith, “drink coffee; it is the intelligent beverage.”


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